I thought I'd make a post regarding this topic since it's come up a bit in my last few blogs (which most of you can't see so HA you're just gonna have to imagine), and kind of set the record straight on where I stand on the all-important subject of penis size.

First off, it is a wonderful thing to open a guy's pants for the first time and know you're in for a good hard breaking.  One of a woman's greatest fears is ramping up hotly to that moment of truth, unbuttoning a man's pants, and then mentally cueing that sad trombone sound:  wah-wah-wahhhhhh!  So when something springs out of that hallowed ground that almost frightens me, my first reaction is "oh HELL yeah" and then immediately "omg I can't wait to tell all my friends/LJ/Twitter this shit."  It's just a girl thing - we do that.  Sorry guys but there are no secrets where this is concerned; it's totally a sisterhood solidarity thing, and if you are markedly above or below average you can expect that all of your girlfriend's and ex-girlfriend's friends know about it.

However, beyond the madly-grinning shock and awe we are subject to as we get vaginally carpet-bombed that first time around, the truth is that when you get to the point where you have a chronic sore throat and vaguely period-like cramping more often than not (along with occasional minor bleeding if you have a ninja grappling hook/IUD installed in your uterus like I do), you start wishing that your boy was a little less blessed.  What is comes down to is this:  huge cock is rad for occasional weekend batterings, but outright uncomfortable on a daily basis if you're a small girl.

Almost all men with giant dicks have the same complaints:  They rarely get a good blowjob.  They can't fuck someone as hard as they want to without hurting them.  They can't put themselves in a girl all the way.  Anal is out of the question.  PersonaIly I am really fucking stubborn and spent weeks teaching myself how to relax certain muscles, breathe differently and quite literally physically stretch out my throat so that I could completely deepthroat my last ex (equaling close to 9 inches of tortured esophagus).  I was successful - much to his almost virginal delight - but it was NOT a pleasant process for me.  Likewise, I love rough sex and won't often complain because that's what ibuprofen and pillow-biting is for, but it does get to be a hell of a lot of battering so I can't blame girls for saying "ow quit it".  (and anal doesn't even apply in my world, ok, so don't ask)

I personally maintain that a decently thick, solid 7 inches - give or take half an inch - is the perfect size, big enough to smile over and look good but not quite Tokyo-decimating.  Anything more than that is going to end up being unpleasant if it's a regular thing.  Likewise, anything under 6 inches isn't going to keep me around for very long because really, wtf for?  I'm all about average to slightly over average and I think most women generally agree with me.  Why I've been recently blessed/cursed by men who obviously spent their formative years sticking their dicks into power lines and and masturbating with nuclear waste, I dunno.  I'm like "yay!" because it's certainly better than the opposite alternative, but I also cry inside a little bit...below my waist and above my knees.