The Stream of Consciousness - In case you're feeling like your life has utterly gone to shit lately...

04:26 pm July 6th, 2009




			The Stream of Consciousness - In case you're feeling like your life has utterly gone to shit lately... ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

malice_bd


	In case you're feeling like your life has utterly gone to shit lately...
	...just keep in mind that you could be this guy. Read all his status updates. Not to mention the fact that he straight up looks like a serial killer by anyone's standards. And he is far from the only one. There is one person in particular that I'm thinking of whose life I follow here and there via blog postings when I'm feeling REALLY down on myself purely because their life is so completely made of suck, but I can't say who they are because they are my friend on LiveJournal. :) Their life is one of the most pathetic things that's ever managed to gain internet access. No reflection on you personally from me, of course...you're quite nice to me. <3 /pet What I really wanna talk about is boys and sex and general physical/emotional starvation and the willpower that it all requires to keep in balance, but I'm sick to death of the subject even though it's my own life I'm talking about so I can hardly imagine how trite it must seem to all of you by now. Therefore I'll skip it until there's a major development worth discussing. Also, thanks to the people who have sent me books off my wishlist lately. Books keep me sane. However, Amazon doesn't always tell me who the hell the sender is and if they do it's usually just the name so I've no idea who to say thank you to. If you're sending me stuff then I assume you read my blog and will see this and know who you are. So thank you.

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	Comments

	From: glipe	Date: July 6th, 2009 11:52 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Wow! He is all kinds of creepy! Plus he looks like the love child of Christopher Lambert and the Kurgen.

I think he needs to stop looking for a gf and start looking for a life.

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	From: hello_momma	Date: July 7th, 2009 12:06 am (UTC)		(Link)

I can't for the life of me figure out why that guy can't get laid. He has a ton of female friends and in the WWF quiz he got Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Oh, maybe it has to do with the fact that it takes 20 minutes just to load his page, which is about as cluttered as a 14 year-olds.

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	From: nebris	Date: July 7th, 2009 12:07 am (UTC)		(Link)
	their life is so completely made of suck

How many here are now going to totally obsess over who you mean? lol

~M~

..I admit I gave it about two minutes but then was all 'whatever'..*smirk*

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	From: tenebrax	Date: July 7th, 2009 01:05 am (UTC)		(Link)

If you want books, shoot me a list.

I mean, I work in one of the biggest used book stores in the Southwest fer shet's seck.

If I can get first edition Arkham House HP Lovecrafts, I can get yer run-of-the-mill fiction or non-fiction.

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	From: wasteddream	Date: July 7th, 2009 01:06 am (UTC)		(Link)

First of all, that guy is amazing. Not daunted by the... well... the hand life has dealt him, and his endless and fruitless search for a girlfriend, he's also already specified that he's also "looking for a mistress girlfriend". So even if the heavens should open up and fish swim backward and animals start talking and he actually GETS a girlfriend, he's already looking to cheat on her.

If this man isn't the poster boy for optimism, I don't know who is.

Also, thanks for busting me out like that. God.

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	From: djtenebrae	Date: July 7th, 2009 01:47 am (UTC)		(Link)

I KNOW you are atalking about me.

looks like a serial killer. (own both Jason and Michael Myers masks, as well as a real machete and knives) CHECK!!

alot of my posts are about movies..or pictures of kittens and bunnies. Obvious these are the 2 most evil creatures in the world. CHECK!

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	From: jelac07	Date: July 7th, 2009 04:07 am (UTC)		(Link)

Damn that guy makes Dahmer look like a catch. He smokes, drinks and is an atheist...talk about a quick way into nothingness...lol. Because posting all of that depressing shit is a surefire way to score a babe.

Creepy...

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	From: malice_bd	Date: July 7th, 2009 06:01 am (UTC)		(Link)

I was vaguely offended by this until I realized that I never called NC boy "Dahmer" publicly. It's the nickname I call him, though. hahaha o_0

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From: dragon_clouds	Date: July 7th, 2009 04:10 am (UTC)		(Link)

You like dick.

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	From: malice_bd	Date: July 7th, 2009 06:02 am (UTC)		(Link)

Um, well I'm not arguing that but ???

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	From: distilledvanity	Date: July 7th, 2009 02:52 pm (UTC)		(Link)

hahaha wtf?

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	From: krowface	Date: July 7th, 2009 05:51 am (UTC)		(Link)

i want to gargle bleach. why would you let me see this? i'm now currently in the shower washing my filthy dirty raped vagina. and the worst part is, i don't even have a vagina.

you have retro-actively raped me.

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	From: malice_bd	Date: July 7th, 2009 06:00 am (UTC)		(Link)

Best comment ever.

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	From: jonin420	Date: July 10th, 2009 12:40 am (UTC)		(Link)
	Funny Shit...

Thanks alot, I just got back from the hospital because I fell out of my chair laughing so hard.
I'll send you the ER Bill.
Of course i'm kidding, except for the laughing part.
If I HAD actually been in the ER, THAT would've been hysterical.

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	From: bellezzarubata	Date: July 7th, 2009 06:14 am (UTC)		(Link)

Ohhhh my. That's so sad! There must be a girl version of him out there.

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	From: ijeremy	Date: July 7th, 2009 06:25 am (UTC)		(Link)

wow...

I've had my phases, but I have never been THAT bad. It actually cheers me up a bit and I'm not usually into schadenfreude.

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	From: reverend1969	Date: July 7th, 2009 10:38 am (UTC)		(Link)

I like the "Bond, James Bond" thing he did with his name.

I would shoot an 8 hour long documentary on him called "Alan Cheese, Man or Myth." Just a constant shot of him staring back at the camera.

A real soul drainer.

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From: helter	Date: July 7th, 2009 02:05 pm (UTC)		(Link)

I have someone like that...
In the past few years they've gone from a moderately successful business owner with a house wife and kids, to an unemployed homeless dude scrambling from one temporary job to another. I can't really take much *joy* from it (especially since he owes me a ton of money), but it does make me feel a lot better about how *my* life is going.

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	From: zathras_magic	Date: July 7th, 2009 02:43 pm (UTC)		(Link)
	amazon books

Your very welcome! It's vital to keep the few of us who can think for ourselves sane.

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	From: lachatte28	Date: July 7th, 2009 03:02 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Wow. I'd like to think that guy's profile is a joke.

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	From: aileen8aalien	Date: July 7th, 2009 03:41 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Wow. You're never gonna get a girlfriend when you're a 44 year old dude whose page looks like it belongs to my schizophrenic brother-in-law who has to put every single quiz, moving graphic, glitter bomb, and youtube he's ever seen on the page. And really, dude, you're too old for alternative hotties. And you're too desperate. Join Second Life and find a mate there.

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	From: ba_doinger	Date: July 11th, 2009 11:58 pm (UTC)		(Link)

I was randomly reading blogs and this post made me laugh out loud!! I think I'm going to bookmark that myspace and look at it whenever I'm having a bad day!

I added you -- I hope that's ok :)

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