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I'm cutting my hair off.  I can't hack growing it long, I hate it and then when it gets long enough I just leave it in a ponytail 24/7 like a rocker dude anyway.  Not entirely sure what I'll do it it...an updated version of an A-line bob, probably.

I need to find a stylist that won't try to bouffant me.  They LOVE to make my hair big because my hair is all shiny and megapornstar if I don't flatiron it.  Angles, straight lines, jagged edges!  Gimme goth hair or give me death.

Suggestions, local people?
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danarama From: [info]danarama Date: July 1st, 2009 07:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
malice_bd From: [info]malice_bd Date: July 1st, 2009 08:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
I can't check MySpace profiles at work, so I'll look when I get home. Danke, kind sir!
From: [info]helter Date: July 1st, 2009 08:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
mohawk.
malice_bd From: [info]malice_bd Date: July 1st, 2009 08:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
Nein, my job would skewer me.
princevlad39 From: [info]princevlad39 Date: July 1st, 2009 08:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
DO NOT CUT YOUR HAIR!
please?
malice_bd From: [info]malice_bd Date: July 1st, 2009 09:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
nein, the decision has been made.
princevlad39 From: [info]princevlad39 Date: July 1st, 2009 09:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
grrrrr
coatcheckgirl From: [info]coatcheckgirl Date: July 1st, 2009 09:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
I don't know anything about flat ironing. Drop a sista some tips? I have super fucking curly ridiculous Shirley Temple hair and I only keep it straight in the front by having a few dreads, but I know that won't be a style I can rock forever. The last hairstylist I went to (circa 20 years ago) told me that if I ever ironed my hair, it would break and fall out. Help!
malice_bd From: [info]malice_bd Date: July 1st, 2009 09:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
That might have been true 20 years ago, but I flat iron my hair every day and have for a very long time and my hair seems to do just fine. I'd just get a pricey iron with ceramic plates, no metal. Burns less.
coatcheckgirl From: [info]coatcheckgirl Date: July 1st, 2009 09:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
Is it a long and arduous process, or do you just hold it on your hair for a few minutes and move to the next chunk?

Also...is your hair naturally curly??? (what does megapornstair hair look like? I always picture 80's girls with the bang wave)

Adrienne, who Dan recommended above, is also a super nice person. I'd second the recommendation, not even having ever had her touch my hair.
malice_bd From: [info]malice_bd Date: July 1st, 2009 09:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
Kinda like this...



HAHA no. It's just wavy and has natural parts in unfortunate spots in unfortunate directions. It's not curly. When it's long, it's mostly straight. But it does like to get glamorously big. lol

Note: do NOT google search "porn hair". >
coatcheckgirl From: [info]coatcheckgirl Date: July 1st, 2009 10:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
oh noes YOU OPENED PANDORA'S BOX

malice_bd From: [info]malice_bd Date: July 1st, 2009 10:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
no just Pandora's pants. ;)
msicenhour From: [info]msicenhour Date: July 2nd, 2009 12:00 am (UTC) (Link)
wait a minute. You gotta flatiron your hair!? I'd always thought you had some sort of honky/far east Asian straight hair al-la natural.
malice_bd From: [info]malice_bd Date: July 2nd, 2009 12:09 am (UTC) (Link)
Nah, I got white girl hair.
msicenhour From: [info]msicenhour Date: July 2nd, 2009 12:20 am (UTC) (Link)
but what kind of white girl hair? I know if I let mine "air-dry", it looks like an Al Sharpton finger wave.
malice_bd From: [info]malice_bd Date: July 2nd, 2009 12:23 am (UTC) (Link)


Yeaaaaah! You go!

No, I'm not that wavy :) Just a little bit.
msicenhour From: [info]msicenhour Date: July 2nd, 2009 12:29 am (UTC) (Link)

Exactly

See., it's the goddamn Mexican in me. That would be me mid-day during a bad August heat.
styropor From: [info]styropor Date: July 3rd, 2009 04:02 am (UTC) (Link)
As far as I know I am as white as it gets (Scottish, English, Irish) but have ridiculously straight, super smooth dark hair. Inevitably every stylist I've ever had will comment about my "Asian hair". I've always wanted to get one of those DNA tests and see if I have some secret azn buried somewhere in there.

A lot of my friends flat iron and go on about how jealous they are of my natural hair, but really, I think it's too bland and would kill for a little texture. Grass is always greener and all that.
marieoroumania From: [info]marieoroumania Date: July 3rd, 2009 11:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
Do you have shoveled teeth? Do you get drunk easily, and get very flushed and/or mottled across your cheeks and chest when you do? Those can be relatively reliable indicators of Asian ancestry (or Native, but anthropologically speaking they're pretty much one and the same.)

/anthropology student

:)
malice_bd From: [info]malice_bd Date: July 4th, 2009 12:08 am (UTC) (Link)
The flushing/enzyme thing I know about but it only seems to happen sometimes with me. I can hella drink though :)

WTF are shoveled teeth?? I'm not reading that whole page of text to find out lol
marieoroumania From: [info]marieoroumania Date: July 4th, 2009 12:13 am (UTC) (Link)
Haha, sorry, that was the first thing that came up from a Google search. Basically, if your teeth look like this:
-- see how they are really thick right at the gumline? They kind of look like little shovels. You should be able to feel that when you run your tongue across the back of your teeth. That is a pretty good indicator... and also, flared cheekbones, I just remembered that one.
styropor From: [info]styropor Date: July 4th, 2009 12:14 am (UTC) (Link)
Whoa, that link was really interesting, thanks! I have every one of those physical characteristics, except possibly the retina thing & breast bone since I'm not completely sure what they're describing.
styropor From: [info]styropor Date: July 4th, 2009 12:34 am (UTC) (Link)
& I know you didn't ask, but if you're curious at all, this is me.
marieoroumania From: [info]marieoroumania Date: July 4th, 2009 01:55 am (UTC) (Link)
Wow, you're pretty. And I can definitely see a hint of Asian or Native ancestry in your cheekbones and eye shape and color. I have no idea what the retina and chest things are, either, it's the first I've heard of that, but that doesn't mean they aren't legitimate.

Physical anthropology is really fascinating. You can just about trace all the migrations that your ancestors have ever made in your bones. I have become kind of a skull geek since I started learning about all this, probably because my ancestry is kind of a mystery too.
malicevamp24 From: [info]malicevamp24 Date: July 1st, 2009 09:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
You know, you could always embrace the big hair thing in a slightly more controlled manner.

I'm a big fan of ultra-short in back but long and chunky on top. My trouble is that my hair won't defy gravity without a lot of product. If yours has a tendency to be big anyway, you get a lot more drama out of that sort of style with a lot less effort.

Then again, bobs are classic, and no ones hotter in them than you.
_madam_mina_ From: [info]_madam_mina_ Date: July 1st, 2009 10:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
I really liked your hair in some of the pics you took of you and David a few years ago. It was red and kind of a mohawk (shaved all around on the sides) but you could wear it down and hide that it was a mohawk if you wanted to. I thought it was pretty bad ass :)
From: [info]fatcow3h Date: July 1st, 2009 11:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
i loved that style too, some length on top but daring on the sides and back. undercuts are hot.
militant_marmot From: [info]militant_marmot Date: July 2nd, 2009 01:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
come on by, I have a straight razor and five minutes....lol
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