From: benbmin	Date: February 23rd, 2005 01:21 am (UTC)		(Link)

i did!.. oh wait.. that was the insane guy

	From: phillydad	Date: February 23rd, 2005 02:07 am (UTC)		(Link)

did I ever tell you taht I was.. CRAZY?

	From: namey	Date: February 23rd, 2005 01:23 am (UTC)		(Link)

My claws sharpen and dull with the phases of my nail clippers.

	From: malice_bd	Date: February 23rd, 2005 01:27 am (UTC)		(Link)

Yeah, but he didn't thinkt hat his hairline grew with the phases of the moon, at least.

	From: solitaryfairy	Date: February 23rd, 2005 01:25 am (UTC)		(Link)

hahahahaaha I'm telling you, Yahoo brings all the freaks out of the woodwork.

	From: dragon001	Date: February 23rd, 2005 02:13 am (UTC)		(Link)

WTF is with that ICON..... ROFLMAO!!!

	From: buttler	Date: February 23rd, 2005 01:38 am (UTC)		(Link)
	who's a widdle vampiwe?

that reminds me of this, but then far too much on the internet reminds me of that. it's entirely peopled by gay LARPers.

	From: malice_bd	Date: February 23rd, 2005 04:06 am (UTC)		(Link)
	Re: who's a widdle vampiwe?

bloodninja rules

From: crismissinapril	Date: February 23rd, 2005 01:39 am (UTC)		(Link)

He's probably a short fat overweight (or insanely skinny with no body) loser who feels the need to create a completely fucked up reality so the harsh world will leave him alone and he can live his immortal life in peace.

Move out of your mommys basement (or girlfriends apartment) and shut the fuck up, get a grip on reality, and a real job. Thank you, you may not collect $200 when you pass "Go".

	From: danarama	Date: February 23rd, 2005 01:48 am (UTC)		(Link)

	From: malice_bd	Date: February 23rd, 2005 08:23 am (UTC)		(Link)

wr4th, even!!!!! ooOooOoOoOOooo!!!

	From: grovesphoto	Date: February 23rd, 2005 02:04 am (UTC)		(Link)

Awww, leave the poor boy alone...mommy either didn't love him as a child, or loved him too much, if you get my drift ;-)

	From: dragon001	Date: February 23rd, 2005 02:11 am (UTC)		(Link)

Ok you are going to the corner for that one. That is so wrong on so many levels.

	From: dragon001	Date: February 23rd, 2005 02:10 am (UTC)		(Link)

How do these asshats find you?

	From: ioerror	Date: February 23rd, 2005 02:39 am (UTC)		(Link)

Why do you have to make the rest of the homosexuals feel bad because of one bad vampire? :-(

	From: malice_bd	Date: February 23rd, 2005 08:22 am (UTC)		(Link)

What? I don't mind regular homosexuals...unless they're really hot and aren't into girls, then it kinda pisses me off...

	From: malfunctionbob	Date: February 23rd, 2005 02:54 am (UTC)		(Link)
	Yar!

I'm a gun toting yuppie for realz yo! I'm over a quarter century old and lurk in the dark shadows of ... my uh... cubicle.. YEAH!.. HELL FUCK YEAH!.. the um.. dark cubicle of ... DOOM!... er.. uh..

Where I would tote guns.. because I'm counter culture like that yo! But uh.. they won't let me.. something about company policy.. but I'm totally anti-establishment cool man.. I was just saying to my friend the federal agent the other day ago as I was turning over evidence how disestablishmentarian I was.. She was like.. yo! shut up and gimme dat CD yo.. then she rolled ou with her nine in her FBI cant holster and her black business suit..

I stop here..

	From: vivavanstory	Date: February 23rd, 2005 02:58 am (UTC)		(Link)

That cracked me up.. thanks I needed that today.

	From: bellezzarubata	Date: February 23rd, 2005 03:06 am (UTC)		(Link)

he puts in his plastic fangs and rolls around naked in his velvet cape going "I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVERRRRRRRRR!" while waiting for the IGN page to load.

HAHAHAHAHHHA...that's great.

	From: theemptied	Date: February 23rd, 2005 04:40 am (UTC)		(Link)

"Who knew that real-life, immortal, fang-having, blood-sucking vampires chilled out on Yahoo hitting on goth chicks and playing RPG's?!?"

Well, what the hell else are they going to do until sunset? Sheesh.

~Empty

	From: phil_in_a_box	Date: February 23rd, 2005 08:16 am (UTC)		(Link)

This guy is probably laughing about how I'm blind to the inner workings of the world and how I am a paltry human to his rad vamp coolness as he puts in his plastic fangs and rolls around naked in his velvet cape going "I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVERRRRRRRRR!" while waiting for the IGN page to load.

I haven't laughed that hard at an LJ post in forever.

	From: hisoka187	Date: February 23rd, 2005 01:46 pm (UTC)		(Link)
	he's twice fucked

not only does he think he's a vampire

but he named himself after a nintendo character

...not just any character, but the dumbass that keeps having his girlfriend end up getting kidnapped

maybe now we know why she kept hanging out with the wrong crowd

and he doesn't plan on living forever, his use of X's and _'s shows that he plans on living f0r3v4r

	From: dannimal	Date: February 23rd, 2005 03:38 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Who knew that real-life, immortal, fang-having, blood-sucking vampires chilled out on Yahoo hitting on goth chicks and playing RPG's?!?

Well, it's not like they wouldn't have the time on their hands to waste. Isn't the angst with Vampires tied to the idea that because they live 4-eva that they get all bored and mopey and shit?

From: zics0ft	Date: February 24th, 2005 02:43 am (UTC)		(Link)

If I ever perfect that time machine I've been working on, the first thing I'll do is travel back to 1972 and strangle Ann Rice before she has a change to finish Interview With the Vampire. The world will be a better place!

	From: el_duder	Date: February 25th, 2005 03:34 am (UTC)		(Link)

Furries crack me up, too. I know this dude that actually thinks he's a werewolf. Like, he seriously thinks this.
Hilarious.

From: avalon307	Date: February 27th, 2005 10:20 am (UTC)		(Link)

I like the way you let him down gently, ROFLMAO!!!

Cool chick you are, Miss Malice.