x_shadow_link_x: ::bows in respect:: its a true pleasure and honor to meet someone as beautiful as you
beautydestroyed: thank you
x_shadow_link_x: youre very welcome
x_shadow_link_x: as you can tell by my profile, I roleplay
beautydestroyed: I certainly hope so, since it'd be pretty silly if you thought you were a hundred year old vampire named Link.
x_shadow_link_x: lol
x_shadow_link_x: though i do know I am a real life vampire
beautydestroyed: oh god
beautydestroyed: lol
x_shadow_link_x: my fangs sharpen and dull with the phases of the moon
beautydestroyed: AHAHAHA
x_shadow_link_x: but thats not important
beautydestroyed: okay well thanks for your comments but I outgrew my psychoses about 15 years ago and have no intention of indulging yours.

Who knew that real-life, immortal, fang-having, blood-sucking vampires chilled out on Yahoo hitting on goth chicks and playing RPG's?!? OMG and I had no idea all this time - all those people were THE UNDEAD! And they all mysteriously seem to be teenagers! ;o CRAFTY!

This guy is probably laughing about how I'm blind to the inner workings of the world and how I am a paltry human to his rad vamp coolness as he puts in his plastic fangs and rolls around naked in his velvet cape going "I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVERRRRRRRRR!" while waiting for the IGN page to load.

So the guy messaged me again under a different screenname.  This is long, so consider yourself forewarned!

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