David and Courtney broke up. Already. Geez, *that* lasted a long time. What were you actually together for, a couple of months? Or at least, this is what he is telling people...but with David, who knows?

I'm not sure if Courtney is back in the US or not yet, but I can't wait til she trudges her fat backstabbing ass back to her mommy's house in utter failure.

I have no idea if any of you like to cook since it seems to be kind of a dying art in my generation, but IF any of you are really into cooking I'd like to know what you're making for Thanksgiving. I'm making the entire Thanksgiving dinner by myself, and whiel I've done that before plenty of times, I'd like to know how everyone else makes a fab turkey. I shelled out the scrilla and got an organic free range bird from a local ranch instead of a mass-produced Safeway frozen thing and I want to make sure it's amazzzingggg. I normally brine in a spice mix for a couple of days beforehand, then layer herbed butter (and sometimes bacon) between the skin and meat prior to cooking, but I'm open to ideas if anyone has any.

I'm also making cranberry sauce, but experimenting by adding diced apples and pears previously poached in ruby port wine into the mix at the end. No idea how that will turn out but it sounds good, no?

Adam likes stuffing so I'm trying my hand at that as well. I refuse to go the Stove Top route and I generally don't care for stuffing, so I have NO idea how this will turn out, lol. I'm hoping to at least avoid a total disaster.

Share thy ideas!

Adam is now the proud owner of a one-way ticket from Charlotte, NC to San Francisco, CA.

o_o

>_<

Dec. 30th, so we get New Year's together.
#faggotry

Someone from some porn company just emailed me and offered $1500 for me to do a boy/girl scene for them. Look, I've had porn companies vulturing me ever since I was 18 and I will NEVER do mainstream porn. EVER. What I do, I do on MY terms, MY way, with who *I* want to do it with...I will never ever ever fuck some random stranger just because someone pays me to. EVER.

I have no moral issue with pornography or the people who do it, but I am a one-man kind of woman. The sleeping around I do in my rare single off-time I do for the lolz, not for a paycheck. I am not your product and I will not be repackaged and sold as just another a watered down, anonymous commodity for the masses. I have done porn with my exes and profited from that, sure, but those were people I was fucking anyway and they didn't have Herpegonnosyphilaids. I'm not about to risk getting some incurable vagina-dissolving disease just so I can have some extra spending money.

So to all you weird fuckers who troll porn forums and try to get the companies to "recruit" me, cut it the fuck out. It ain't happening. I don't give a flying fuck how butt hurt you are over my constant rejection of your lucrative offers to put me on low grade slut sites. If I ever decide to put material of me out there again, it'll be with my boyfriend and not some poxy porn meathead who leaves his socks on during sex for some freakish reason (like all the guys in porn do...wtf).

kthx.